small talk.

Who do you run to when the only person who can make you stop crying, is the one who makes you cry?

''advertising is when the consumer goes to the toilet''


"This means two things. First, the police are more gangsters than the gangsters. Second, the police make deals with gangsters. Now, are we surprised by that?" RPK

Sunday, September 7

don't take of my shirt...

that's what birthday boy said to me on his bed...haha...don't simply imagine lar. Chiew Ming always converse in mandarin with me, but just now when i wanted to wake him up to drink water, he talk english. haha...this is the magic of alcohol. Alcohol a general term for any organic compound in which a hydroxyl group (-OH) is bound to a carbon atom, which in turn may be bound to other carbon atoms and further hydrogens.I have since people turn into Yoga master, Pole dancer(guy), Table top dancer and so on...after cosumption. haha.

Anyway it was chiew ming birthday today and we went to Sids@TTDI for some drinks and some shot for him. Wanted to go for mamak after that...but he could not make it =P

Happy Birthday Chiew Ming. Could not find a photo of you but i guess this would be enough. Having any problem that got to do with 00100011011000 just call Chiew Ming. lolx. All the best to you. Cheers bro.
hope the hangover is not that bad.

Happy Birthday to Pavither to, your photo lagi i don't have. Haven't seen you in ages. Glad i could bump into you today. God bless babe...

Got this below in a email, funny but quite true...
It's not the fault of student if he/she fails because the year ONLY has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'
110% now.

0 *inspire me*: